Cyberdog Abused?

Cyberdog Abused? Rumors are circulating on the net that the real reason for the demise of Apple’s OpenDoc technology was due to allegations made by an organization calling itself the Animal Internet Rights Foundation (AIRF) about Apple’s mishandling of Cyberdog. A spokesperson was quoted as saying, “We received reports that Cyberdog was repeatedly hacked, delayed, and not given proper resources.” AIRF investigators are also reportedly looking into the conduct of programmers Peter Lewis (in regard to his domestication of the Anarchie kangaroo), and Jim Matthews (for not paying enough attention to the Fetch dog). The University of Minnesota could not be reached for comment regarding its treatment of the gopher in the almost-defunct TurboGopher. Some have suggested that the decline of the Gopher technology was related to cutbacks in the University of Minnesota’s gopher food budget. [ECA]